No choices. NO CHOICES. NO. CHOICES. (whispers: el no choice) What happened? Where did we go wrong as a political system that there are absolutely no choices of really GOOD qualified presidential candidates??? I'll be the first to admit that I am excited to get some fresh people in the White House. I'm a big fan of La Bush, but sometimes you need to shake things up a little bit. Move the furniture around, dust the top of your door frames, open up the windows and let that thing air the-freak-out. Y'knowwhaI'msayin?
So we have Senator John McCai..zzzzzzzzz.
And then there's Senator Hillary 666 Clinton.
Oh, let's not forget about Barack Hussein Obama Yo Mama.
I SUPPOSE John McCain would be the lesser of the evils, but to be honest - he scares me almost as much as the other two. *shudders* So, with all the political fervor, unrest, and indifference waging within my red republican soul - it's nice to know we have an alternative:
I saw this bumper sticker on the back of a pickup truck (that also had a Batman decal, a peace symbol, and a smiley face) on the way home from work yesterday, and literrrrrrally wet myself. When I got home, I Googled it, and found out this is NOT a new thing... evidently "Republicans for Voldemort" has been a resounding theme amongst the libs for the past four years. So, yes I understand that it's really a liberal stab at evil diabolical conservatives, but it totally took me by surprise - making me laugh and laugh. I mean sure - what the hell, if you're gonna go evil? LET'S GO ALL THE WAY. Voldemort does evil right. No hidden agenda, and he's not sneaky about his intentions. NO. A very STRONG platform of pro-snake; pro school vouchers (sure only for the pure bloods, but let's not debate semantics); and a VERY consistent track record of ethnic cleansing. *big smile / thumbs up* Got my vote!
Now, I know that ethnic cleansing is a very serious issue, and I would not DARE jest about it or the prejudices that plague our society. But really. REALLY? The delicious ludicrousness of it all is SO stinkin hilarious. Am I offended that someone would think conservatives embody the characteristics of an evil maniacal wizard? Yeah, of course. Does that negate the fact that it is so stinkin' hilarious? Nope.
(whispers: I kind of want one.)
HIGH larious and ironic!
Posted by: Stacey | February 28, 2008 at 10:05 AM
Sara... this could be the answer you seek... ;)
http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/article.cgi?article=235
Posted by: Leann | February 28, 2008 at 10:32 AM
lol
I think I spit something on my screen.
Posted by: Angie | February 28, 2008 at 11:05 PM