Am I having a stroke?

I couldn't sleep last night. I never sleep well if I take a shower right before bed. Something about my head being wet, and rolling over on a soggy pillow - not appealing. BUT, I hate waking up early even worse. I would rather just roll out of bed, throw on some clothes, and head out the door. So, night showers do appeal in that aspect.... plus, I just LOVE to wake up feeling cleeeeaaaaan. <sigh>

The odd thing, is that I was SO exhausted last night - I should've just crashed. I went to bed early, woke up every couple or three hours. My room was noisy... what with all the quiet and all. The neighbors woke me up at one point. Yellin and hootin and honkin and breakin bottles on the sidewalk. Evidently - the whole lot of them had just come home. Drunk. At 2:00am.

At one point today, I thought I may have had a stroke. When I looked at myself in the mirror , my left eye was considerably LARGER than my right eye. I tried squinting and doing the "WOW, I SPENT A LOT OF MONEY @ KNITPICKS" look of surprise - but to no avail. Then I realized, my eyeliner was ever-so-slightly crooked on the left eye... which, naturally - gave the appearance of a freakishly large eyeball. Close call.

Hey - it snowed today!!!!! When I went out to my car this morning, the ground was blanketed with a sheer layer of fluffy flakes. Tufts of snow were drifting down from the tree tops, and into my hair. I would've cursed the sky, save the crisp purity of it all. It was so... lovely.

Work was not delayed, however - much to my chagrin. On tap for later today, I MUST finish the multi-directional scarf that I started for a friend. Otherwise, he will not get it until after the Olympics. Which, will kinda suck for him. I'm actually going to take my knitting to a pub to watch my friend's band play. In Raleigh. 3 hours away. On a "school night". I probably won't get back home until 2:00am - but, I will have heard good tunes AND will have completed a knitting project. Two birds. One stone. Less violent.

P.S. The fact that my site is listed as the #1 search result for "Big Butt GALORE", amuses me to NO END!!!!! LOL... rock on.

P.P.S. Please disregard other search results. They are disgusting, and not nearly as sweet as me!!!!

P.P.P.S. I have enabled comments on this particular post - because ... eh, I feel like it. Ta-da!

Comments

[Bettie]

Weeee!!! I get to comment and *LOL* FIRST!!!

I'm so happy you were NOT stroking but, misshapen! :o)

Um ... knitting while driving is a no-no - just in case you thought about that, too.

What is a SnB Head Hugger and are you making it for ME??? hehehe

See how much F.U.N. Allowable Commenting is!

[naomi]

Oh My Gosh, I get to comment. YEEEE HAAAAA!!!!!

I hope this is not just a carrot you're dangling in front of our salivating, "yeah we got to actually have two way communication with SAH-RAh", nerdi-ness.

[Mandie]

Mwahahahah! I'mmmmm commenting.. nee nee nee nee NEE nee!

Oh yeah. So, that made me actually COME to your site, versus reading it in bloglines. Love the candy heart. Too funny.

Big Butt Galore! LOL!!!Beekeeping class was FAB! I want you to come ALL THE TIME! And slow food tomorrow night? Old Salem? Eh?