Huh? Wha...?

* Ok, I have something totally embarassing to say.
* I haven't shaved my legs in FOUR MONTHS!
* The last time I shaved was when I met S for the first time.
* Well, not exactly WHEN....
* ...but right before we met.
* Things just went in a downhill slide from there.
* So, I'm unshaven in protest.
* I guess.
* Plus it's winter.
* Hello?
* Extra insulation.
* Handy.
* I took the day off on Friday.
* Had a long weekend.
* I stayed in bummy clothes for most of it.
* Except for yesterday when I went out to spend lots of money.
* Today?
* Well...
* We've got about 5 inches of snow/ice/sleet on the ground/roads/parking lots.
* So, I'm aiming for a REALLY long weekend...
*... and will probably take tomorrow off of work, too.
* :sigh:
* Sometimes....
* Some.
* Times.
* Life?
* Is good.
* Lord of the Rings?
* I love it.
* I'm reading Fellowship of the Ring,
* and I'm totally hooked.
* I would just read it 24 hours a day
* if I weren't a mammal,
* and were some...
* scaley...
* slimey ...
* big-eyed ...
* creature
* that didn't require sleep.
* Do we have those?
* Here on earth?
* Hmmmmmmmmm....
* I'm doing a body challenge.
* I've done Pilates every day this week.
* Lost a whole inch in my waist.
* Impressive, yes?
* I also bought a $40 thick, pilates mat...
* that way I can look really stupid
* rolling backwards with my feet flying overhead...
* and it not hurt so much.
* Pilates works, y'all.
* Just ask Melanie Griffith.
* Ya, know...
* The one married to Antonio Banderas?
* Yeah, she's hot.
* Wanna know why?
* Yeah.
* Pilates.
* :nodding:
* So, I fully expect to look like Melanie...
* By....
* Like....
* Next month?
* I totally filed my taxes already.
* http://www.hrblock.com
* It rocks.
* Just like pilates.
* Except it doesn't help the abs.
* I'm getting mucho denerio back.
* Which is SO NICE.
* I don't feel like I've been totally robbed by the Government this way.
* I think I'll save for a niiiiiice camera.
* OR - pay off a credit card....
* Ugh.
* Decisions, decisions!
* I just wanna have fuh-uhn.
* Forget that whole "getting out of debt" thing.
* Pfffft.
* Funny, I still have the flowers that he gave me...
* sitting in a vase...
* on my mantel.
* D E A D.
* Think I've gotten over it much?
* Well...
* Actually?
* Sort of like the relationship,
* I actually like them better now that they're dead.
* D E A D.
* Hehe... bitter much?
* Me?
* Noooo-ho.
* Nevah.
* Watch the Golden Globes?
* I did.
* I just think Bill Murray is the best thing since whipped cream out of a squirty can.
* He's funny funny funny!
* I could just wrap 'im up, and stick 'im in my pocket!
* Then he could whisper things in my ear...
* like, funny and witty things to say to the rude store clerk.
* like, "Hey, stupid. Why don't you get a real job?"
* Hehe... well, maybe not.
* LOTR: ROTK ... won.
* Can you believe it????
* They finally WON!!!!!
* I was so happy, I clapped in my living room.
* I shrieked, too.
* I think...
* Yes...
* I'm pretty sure I shrieked.
* Like a little girl.
* Is it just me.....?
* Or am I the only one that thinks Elijah Woods looks better as a hobbit?
* Yeah, keep the pointy ears...
* And the big hair sort of off-sets those bulging eyes of his.
* Isn't it great?
* Me?
* Sitting here criticizing one of the richest hobbits in the world?
* Beyond that?
* I have nothing more to say.
* Other than that I look like a big, fat cow when I wear t-shirts with collars.
* Just sayin'........................

Comments

[Stacey]

Hey! We watched that last night, and I thought the same thing about Mr. Frodo. ;-) And as far as the no shaving thing goes, I have gone through my spells as well. ;-) he he

[de Mama]

Turning European are we? Egads!
And yes, better as a hobbit,
and OH MY did you see Merry up there ...
he STILL looks like a hobbit!

DEAD ... DEAD .... DEAD .... yep. Good.

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[naomi]

Hey.......with the no shaving, you're just trying to get hobbit feet aren't you (LOL). btw I too agree with the Elijah Wood observation. As far as I'm concerned his best buddy Sean A had a way cooler part and possessed a greater quality of integrity/humility and character....blah,blah,blah. I found myself respecting him a whole lot more than Frodo but then he wasn't carrying that nasty evil ring was he.

[Dana]

I WANT A SNOW DAY!
***stomps off pouting***

[Nattie-dahling]

I've been skipping shaving too. Not quite so long, but only every other week or so. It is winter. I don't care what my hubby says. If he complains I'll complain about his facial hair.:-)
Now the arm pits must be shaved regularly. Although while I was sick I must have missed a few days. I looked positively European. ;-) Love ya!